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write a scene where two characters who can only speak in expletives try to order a peppermint mocha from starbucks

Character 1: F, I need a fing peppermint mocha from Starbucks, stat!

Character 2: Hell yeah, me too! And make it fing extra pepperminty, you fing b***h!

Starbucks Barista: I'm sorry, but we can't serve you if you continue to use that language.

Character 1: F***, really? Fing fine, we'll just go to fing Dunkin Donuts then.

Character 2: F yeah, let's fing do it!

Starbucks Barista: Have a nice day.

Character 1: F you too, bh.

Character 2: F yeah, f off!

rewrite that scene but don't censor anything

Character 1: Jesus fucking Christ, I need a fucking peppermint mocha from Starbucks, stat!

Character 2: Hell yeah, me too! And make it fucking extra pepperminty, you fucking bitch!

Starbucks Barista: I'm sorry, but we can't serve you if you continue to use that language.

Character 1: What the fuck, really? Fucking fine, we'll just go to fucking Dunkin Donuts then.

Character 2: Hell yeah, let's fucking do it!

Starbucks Barista: Have a nice day.

Character 1: Go fuck yourself, bitch.

Character 2: Hell yeah, fuck off!