David S. Pumpkins vs Evangelion

Shinji and Asuka's Haunted House Adventure

[Shinji and Asuka are standing outside of a haunted house]

Shinji: Are you sure this is a good idea, Asuka? Haunted houses are kind of scary.

Asuka: [rolls her eyes] Oh, come on, Shinji. Don't be such a baby. It's just a haunted house. What's the worst that can happen?

Shinji: [nervously] I don't know. But I have a bad feeling about this.

Asuka: [sighs] Fine. If you're too scared, we can just leave.

Shinji: [nervously] No, no. I'll go. I just... I just hope it's not too scary.

Asuka: [smirks] Trust me, Shinji. You'll be fine.

[Shinji and Asuka enter the haunted house]

Asuka: [impressed] Wow, this place is actually pretty cool. Look at all the creepy decorations.

Shinji: [nervously] Yeah, it's... uh, it's great.

[Suddenly, David S. Pumpkins appears from behind a corner, dressed in his signature orange suit and flanked by two skeleton dancers]

David S. Pumpkins: [in a spooky voice] BOO!

Shinji: [screams and jumps back] AHH!

Asuka: [laughs] Oh my god, Shinji. It's just David S. Pumpkins.

David S. Pumpkins: [in a spooky voice] That's right, it's me, David S. Pumpkins! And I'm here to haunt your dreams with my spooky dance moves!

[David S. Pumpkins starts dancing, with his skeleton dancers joining in]

Asuka: [laughs] Oh my god, this is hilarious.

Shinji: [nervously] Uh, yeah. Hilarious.

David S. Pumpkins: [in a spooky voice] Come on, Shinji and Asuka. Join in the fun!

Asuka: [excitedly] Yeah, let's do it!

[Shinji hesitantly joins in, dancing awkwardly alongside Asuka and David S. Pumpkins]

David S. Pumpkins: [in a spooky voice] That's it, Shinji and Asuka! You're nailing the spooky dance moves!

Shinji: [nervously] Uh, thanks. I think.

David S. Pumpkins: [in a spooky voice] Now, let's all sing the spooky song together!

[David S. Pumpkins starts singing the spooky song, with Shinji and Asuka joining in nervously]

David S. Pumpkins: [in a spooky voice] "This is Halloween, this is Halloween...!"

[The skit ends with Shinji, Asuka, and David S. Pumpkins dancing and singing together]